I like this. Don’t care what people say. It’s good.

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That one line: “That line did it for me.” @eleanoronly

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Is it because I’m black?

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Happy Father’s Day.

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Here’s a Father’s Day shout out to all the women of this world! Mothers. My friends. Like a good wine, I’m better as I get older. The responsibility sits hard on my shoulders.

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Night Goat. Not even in the East River…

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My Commencement Speech Using Only 1985 Billboard 100 Song Titles

I CAN’T FIGHT THIS FEELING. I FEEL FOR YOU. THE BOYS OF SUMMER, THE WILD BOYS, LOVERBOY, LOVER GIRL. BORN IN THE USA, FRESH, YOU’RE THE INSPIRATION. DO WHAT YOU DO. BE NEAR ME. LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME. THE SEARCH IS OVER. YOU GIVE GOOD LOVE.

WHAT ABOUT LOVE? THE POWER OF LOVE. FREEWAY OF LOVE. METHOD OF MODERN LOVE.

SENTIMENTAL STREET: ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK, SUMMER OF ‘69. RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT, MIAMI VICE THEME. NEUTRON DANCE. LIKE A VIRGIN, HEAD OVER HEELS, OUT OF TOUCH, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. OH SHEILA, RASPBERRY BERET, MATERIAL GIRL. DRESS YOU UP, ANGEL, PART TIME LOVER, EASY LOVER. CRAZY FOR YOU. SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU. BETTER BE GOOD TO ME.

JUNGLE LOVE. HEAVEN. THE HEAT IS ON. SOME LIKE IT HOT. I’M ON FIRE. ST. ELMO’S FIRE. WALKING ON SUNSHINE. RUN TO YOU. ALL I NEED, IN MY HOUSE, PRIVATE DANCER, ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. OBSESSION. I CAN’T HOLD BACK. ONE MORE NIGHT. NO MORE LONELY NIGHTS.

PENNY LOVER, ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE. WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO.

IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY SET THEM FREE. FREEDOM, FORTRESS AROUND YOUR HEART, SUGAR WALLS, SOLID, A VIEW TO A KILL. SEPARATE LIVES, LONELY OL’ NIGHT. WHO’S HOLDING DONNA NOW? MISSING YOU.

SUDDENLY, EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD. STRUT. MONEY FOR NOTHING. MISLED. CARELESS WHISPER, VOICES CARRY. WHO’S ZOOMIN’ WHO? SHOUT: COOL IT NOW, WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HERO.

WOULD I LIE TO YOU? WE ARE THE WORLD. WE BUILT THIS CITY. WE BELONG. YOU BELONG TO THE CITY. NEVER SURRENDER.

EVERYTIME YOU GO AWAY, CHERISH GLORY DAYS. TOO LATE FOR GOODBYES. DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME. DON’T LOSE MY NUMBER. THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER.

Oh, one last thing. I did not mention AXEL F, VALOTTE or SUSSUIDO because those songs suck. Never listen to them and you will go far. Good luck.

Had a nice bonding moment with this song and someone from that Canadian razor company Harrys. I like their razorblades. Twitter won’t autofill their name in Spotify.

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Happy Valentine’s Day

Ask a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo Repair Manual:

Q: Our 10th Valentine’s Day is coming up. What can I do to make it really special for my wife?

A: Remove “U” clip retainer securing lock cylinder. Disconnect lock cylinder rod from door latch by unsnapping retainer from rod. Pull lock cylinder out from outer door panel far enough to pry lock cylinder switch off back of lock cylinder. Disconnect chassis wiring and remove switch from inside door. To install, reverse removal procedure

A Good Heist Show

I think a good heist show would be about a top group of heist artists (heisters?) who devise a plan for the perfect heist. “This is the perfect heist,” Nemo, the leader, says. The rest of the team agrees, if not perfect, it’s at least a pretty good heist. Then they go get beers at the Rusty Stirrup where Jenny works. Jenny’s really sexy. Also, she works for Donnie and the bad heist guys and signals the bad heist team that Nemo and his heisters are sitting at the bar drinking beer and just shooting the shit. Donnie’s heist team springs into action and heists Nemo’s plans for the perfect heist. When they get back to their heist hangout, Donnie unfolds the plans and is like, “What the hell is this?” Eddie, his brawny assistant, smashes the TV and screams, “It’s nothing but gibberish!” Then Nemo, who has been hiding in the corner, lights a match and says, “It’s not gibberish, Donnie. It’s code.” Then he laughs. Donnie’s brawny assistant, Eddie, looks at Nemo menacingly but Nemo gives a little signal like a “whoop whoop!” and his heist team rappels down from the ceiling and takes back their plans. “This isn’t over, Nemo,” Donnie yells. But Nemo just ignores him and he and the team go back to the Rusty Stirrup to celebrate by drinking beer and shooting the shit. Nemo gives the plans to Jenny to “keep in a safe place.” Because she’s so sexy it never even occurs to him she could be working for Donnie, which she is. Jenny immediately takes the plans into the backroom at the Rusty Stirrup and hands them to Donnie, but Donnie’s like, “It’s no use, Jenny, without the code this plan is gibberish.” Jenny takes the plans back and looks at them. “This isn’t a code,” she says. “It’s just some of the words are jumbled up.” Just then Nemo, who’s been hiding in the corner lights a match and laughs, “Ok, it’s not really a code, I’m dyslexic.” Eddie, who looks really brawny in this scene, takes out a taser and says he’s going to tase Nemo, but first Nemo says “whoop whoop” and then his team rappels down from the ceiling and knocks the taser out of Eddie’s hands and takes back the plans for the really good heist. Jenny, looking so sexy, runs over to Nemo and says she didn’t really mean to double-cross him and Nemo gives her a kiss and says, “I know, baby. Damn, you are so sexy.” Then they go back to the bar to drink beer and shoot the shit. This is just the first episode.