December 2010
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Sparklehorse - Sea of Teeth
Back in the day, when...
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My Porn Script
FBI WARNING, MUSIC, TITLE AND CREDITS ROLL
EVERYONE IS DOING IT
by Screen Name FADE IN INT. OFFICE Someone who looks like he could be a boss is working at his desk. The secretary knocks on the door.
BOSS: Come in. Secretary enters office. She takes off her clothes and they do it. EXT. CAR WASH - PROBABLY MIDDAY Man driving red Corvette convertible pulls into car wash. The female car wash...
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qed:
The Silver Jews- Federal Dust
Boozy. And...
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Finished!
This is my list of 10 things that...
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My End of the World story for The Awl →
I am really looking forward to this coming year!
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John Coltrane - Summertime →
Sure, you could listen to My Favorite Things, but it’s Christmas Eve… listen to Summertime instead. Merry Christmas.
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summerofmegadeth:
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Funkadelic -...
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Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
Ain’t no...
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The Great Porn Site Password Panic of 2010
See, you changed your Gawker email-associated passwords for all the Amazon.com and LinkedIn-ish sites, but damn… you forgot to change it for ALL THE PORN SITES!
“But not entering into marriage need not mean that one’s life lacks eroticism....”
– Soren Kierkegaard, Either/Or (via whiskeyleaks)
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Holiday Fire Hazards
I presented her with the gift, a slim box about twelve inches long and four inches wide. It was wrapped in the only thing I could find in Chinatown — a garish red and yellow paper sprinkled with a pattern of tiny dark green branches that were probably supposed to be mistletoe but which looked like little pieces of burnt spinach. Perhaps, with a better grade of printer’s ink, the...
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Warren Buffett On How to Invest Like Warren...
“Keep things simple. It helps to talk about a company’s stock in a charming, folksy manner. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, quietly accumulate the company’s publicly-traded debt, swapping fixed rate obligations for inverse floaters with no longer than five-year maturities at a 6% floor and no cap. By the time your “by-golly-shucks & dang” act wears thin...
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Dear Tech Support
Please reset all passwords associated with my Gawker account from “mumblypeg” to “passw0rd” and then back to “mumblypeg.”
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He Touched a Dead Thing
“All the elements of the scene — the lights, the whores, the tricks in their cars, the razzle of jazz music from the record shop on the corner of 77th & Maple — repelled Rudy, the pimp and pusher, made him feel alien, a person without stable ground or purpose, although he knew no other atmosphere but this.
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In fear of his mother, he touched a dead thing.”
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Life Is A Movie - GZA (featuring RZA & Irfane...
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Julian Assange's online dating profile: 'I am... →
Look, I don’t know about you, but once I see a man’s embarrassing online dating profile there’s no way I can trust the millions of embarrassing government documents he leaks.
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WatchFirst Wave Planetary Colonizer John Barbree is right. One day the Earth will cease to exist.
The FAQ below explains what you can expect from the First Wave Planetary Colonizers once the Earth finally comes to an end.
Post-Apocalyptic Earth FAQ for First Wave Planetary Colonizers
How long will it take the medical supplies and food we requested from the newly colonized planet to arrive?
This is...
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Eddie Willoughby's Glass Eye
Eddie Willoughby hated bar graphs and statistics. “Just leaves a carp on the Jello smack,” he said. But I still had to keep track of the dime bags he packaged by methodically putting a mark in the “10” column for every one he rolled up and, after every fourth mark, on the fifth crossing them with a slash. It was his product log. And that’s how Eddie said he wanted...
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