January 2011
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From the Inbox:
This is the kind of email I get. Every day. Just like this. I am not complaining.
From: Bxxxx Rxxxxxx <bxxxx@yahoo.com> Date: Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 10:43 AM Subject: Advertiser Information Dear Madam or Sir, My name is EIN 80-012061 and located here in Ft Lauderdale, Florida and it’s November 4, 2010. The business that I would like to head contents one aggregate and drives an...
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IT'S WORKING!
misterhippity:
Keywords:
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you wanna see a cute dog video?
J: you wanna see a cute dog video?
Me: hmmm
J: hahaha
Me: you gave me an out, I guess
J: it really is
Video: Dog Howling with Baby
Me: so the mother dog held the camera while her baby cried and the dad dog just rolled around?
J: the dog?
Me: seems more cruel than “cute”
J: oh haha
Me: for dogs, looks like they have a nice place tho
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More Dark Than Shark →
$100 for the hardcover. Strange.
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Soon, We Will be Millionaires
Lila: how many Mega Million tickets do u want me to get?
me: what's the total payout?
Lila: 33 million. oops 330
me: 330 million?
Lila: yes
me: ok, and they are $1 each?
Lila: i think so.
me: Ok, then no more than 229 million worth, just to be safe. might as well maximize our chances./
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"He was just not the sort of person who would wind... →
Well, I didn’t know the poor guy, but I guess at least he had that going for him. Except, of course, he did wind up in a landfill. It just goes to show: you never know about people. You just never know.
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Sorry
I am pretty hungover and keep accidentally pressing “Unfollow” instead of “Dashboard.” So that’s what all that is about. Haha.
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